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Something stopped her.

 

It strikes me that we’re lucky these insurgents were the proverbial dog who caught the car. They didn’t know what to do with themselves once they got into the building. They took selfies, did a tour, snatched some souvenirs and eventually left.

My hope is that these boobs, who are as stupid and incompetent as their savior, at least exposed the gaps in our Capitol security, which can now be addressed to prevent a better organized coup attempt in the future.

 

I sure hope they're not counted as 2 of the 15 arrested today.

 

Can’t be trusted to tweet. Still has the nuclear codes.

 

Five of the six Senators voting to support the objection are from SECessionist states. It Just Means More Treason.

 

Bob Good - VA 5 - is one of those. He was one of those fucks who sucked on the taint of Jerry Falwell Jr. at Liberty for a good 10 years, and somehow, the good people of Central Virginia voted him into office over a (shocking I know) a black doctor who may have been good for this country. Anyway, where is Jerry Jr. now? Probably some pool boy is sitting on his face.

 

Air Force veteran, according to this. She probably should have re-read the oath she took.

KUSI News confirms identity of woman shot and killed inside US Capitol -

 

The Moral Pygmies will be touring the west when COVID recedes and the vaccine allows our country to return to normal.

 

"For an extra level of security, the list of codes on the card includes codes that have no meaning, and therefore the president must memorize where on the list the correct code is located."

I guess we're safe.

 

I hope now we can agree that all that happened today was not merely concern-troll bullshit, and that maybe we ought to do something punitive toward those that led us to this dark moment in American history, to prevent it from ever happening again (and maybe succeeding, God forbid).

 

Fuck this guy with a rusty chainsaw.

 

We always wondered what it would have been like if Twitter was around for 9/11 ... now we know.