President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Stolen from comedian Steve Hofstetter:
His meals will be provided by Traitor Joe’s.

 

I have a FB feed full of people who are mad about Twitter and plan to close their accounts and move to Parler.

Yes, they're that dumb.

 

Ready to receive the President:

 

The revolution will not be sponsored by Dr Pepper

 

almao

 

I don't worry about those idiots. I worry about the intelligent and competent true believers among them, and about veterans. I remember Timothy McVeigh too well to be cavalier about them.

 

Very fine baby, fine
Rich baby, interesting
Freeze! Rock (rock rock rock rock rock rock rock)
(Aah, ah, ah, ah)
MAGA!
Master race!
Ooh white, white lies
Ooh white, white lies
Ooh white, white lies
vision dreams of racism
(Blowin' through my mind) and all the while I think of you
(High fry) a very strange reaction
(For us to unwind) the more I see, the more I do
(Something like a phenomenon) baby
(Tellin' your body to come along, but white lies blow away)
(Blow! Rock it! Blow!)
Ticket to ride, white man's highway
Tell all your friends, they can go this way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound costs more than gold
The longer you stay, the more you pay
The white lies go a long way
Either up on cable or social media
With nothin' to gain except killin' your brain

 

Was Doc with them?

 

Almoa Fantastic Finish?

 

All he needs now is a hull, two engines, an armored deck, a mast, a few cannon, some flags and a wheel and he’s got his own ship!

(Turns out I can’t name very many parts of a ship)

 

He could sell them to the deplorables. Don't they need a navy?