President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

The Groyper, the Boogaloo
Believing things that aren't true
The Boys so proud
Their voices so loud
March to Capitol Hill
To find some Democrats to kill

 

Stealing from a comedian but don’t remember who:
What do you say to a president you impeach once? “He better listen”
What do you say to a president you impeach twice? “Great, he doesn’t listen” or “what can you say, you’ve already told him twice”
The original is kind of not politically correct involving a woman and black eyes

 

On the highway to the pokey zone.
Highway to the pokey zone.
The highway tooo the pokey zooone.

 

It was kind of sneaky to install an asshole detection feature on the metal detectors at the door of the House.

 

The person who I said should know better shared this: iCloud

Sigh ... but LOL ... but sigh.

Pelosi has been arrested for high treason! Every Democrat who has been voted into office the last 4 years has been arrested for high treason!

 

Re: Y'all

As long as we're tumping over the bucket of Southernisms, here's another great one ...

 

Pence, nationally, is a non-starter. Just like Trump, he’d garner some evangelical voters, but not nearly enough to make serious noise in ‘24. People simply don’t like him, and he’s sucked onto Trump plenty enough to be stained orange.

Cruz? Lightweight.

Hawley? Now that he’s let his mask slip off, I hope he’s done nationally, too. He will either go Trump on steroids or try to begin his *redemption* tour. The latter should — but maybe won’t — fail miserably.

 

Party of Law and... whatever

 

Welp, I guess we know who's playing the AOC doppleganger for the right, except she's crazy and incoherent and not nearly as politically savvy.

 

Or when you want the night at your house to wrap up:
"Look at the time. I'm going to have to go to bed so y'all can go home."

 

CNN reported some GOPers are scared that voting for Trump would put their families in danger. That's what terrorism can do to a democracy. Politicians are now afraid of doing what they think is right for the nation because domestic terrorists might kill their children.

 

Southerners are trying to claim that one? Sorry, but no.