President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

This is quite a read.
“After Me, Baby, You’re Gonna Be Ruined for Anyone Else”: Donald Trump Refused to Take ‘No’ From Women—And Then From America Itself

 

Trump dies from the virus. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

 

I think also because of those last 12 years, Dems will be much less forgiving now. In 2008, the GOP already had Iraq, the Great Recession and Clinton’s impeachment on its record for the previous decade and Obama and the Dems were just willing to move on and try to unify a country that didn’t want to be unified.

But now, after the GOP’s behavior during the Obama administration and all the insanity during Trump’s reign, I hope the Dems play a lot of hardball with the GOP.

 

He cut a heckuva wrestling promo though.

(Yes, I know).

 

“Before the China Virus invaded our shores”. These people can’t fuck all the way off fast enough.

 

Golf didn't make the top 15. Our work here is not done.
The 15 most notable lies of Donald Trump's presidency - CNNPolitics

 

Mad about the presidential election?
Why not start an insurrection
My pillow guy and Rush Limbaugh
They say declare martial law
Now your boys don't look so proud
And without twitter you ain't so loud

 

Cabinet secretaries resigning ahead of a change of administrations isn't notable, but when its the head of the HHS during a catastrophic pandemic?
Granted, his handling of COVID-19 and the vaccine rollout have been criminal, but...

Alex Azar resigns as Health and Human Services Secretary, citing Capitol mob

 

Just like Baghdad! Thanks Trump voters/stormtroopers