President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

All right now boy, that one was good stuff. Thanks for the earworm. Better the Gilligan opening than Journey.

 

Well it's not like they need the photographers in place when Trump makes lots of calls.

 

I'm cool with banning sex acts that are against the law, with a certain degree of mercy applied to a sixteen year old who spreads a fifteen year old. Beyond that, banning sex works even less well than prohibiting alcohol.

 

Yeah, nobody wants to see what happens when he calls 976-HEAD.

 

Does it surprise anyone that Melania won't show Jill Biden around?
The Bidens outclass the Trumps in every literal and figurative way imaginable.
In addition to not being qualified to hold the positions they do, the Trumps are just bad people.

 

Incoming CDC Director predicts that we hit 500,000 by the end of February.

 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!

 

Remember, the person you step on as you go up the ladder is the person who’s gonna take a swing at you when you fall off the ladder.

 

She will probably leave a big, steamy shit Wednesday morning and not flush.

 

Even after 10-15 attempts?

 

< 48 hours.

 

You're giving people too much credit. They're not enraged about anything in particular. They're just enraged. I doubt they've given anything much thought at all.