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the definition of fuck up a two-car funeral

 

Leave it to this White House to fuck up an event that would generate good will and warm fuzzies among a skeptical public. I predict this will be an event open only to children and grandchildren of those who have sucked up to Trump the most.

 

In Trump's mind, he's sending a global message: "China bad ... so ... no egg roll!"

 

They could salvage the Easter celebration and draw an appreciative crowd if they nailed Sean Spicer to a cross on the White House lawn.

 

Just don't use chemical weapons on him. If Hitler didn't use them ...

 

Might be hard to crack the Teflon coating.

 

Steve Bannon could be one of the thieves nailed up as well. Still have an opening on a cross and spots for several Marys.

 

We could give shoes to all the world's needy children (they'll look nice with the Falcons Super Bowl title swag) just by taking them 0ut of the mouth of these two Bozos. And apologies to Bozo for the character assination.

 

And today Sean Spicer apparently wasn't aware of Hitler gassing Jews.

His clarification made matters worse.

 

Damn Spicy!

Spicer: Hitler didn't bring chemical weapons into 'Holocaust center'