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Comedy is hard.

 

But your pants are pleated.

 

Goddamm, you still so fetch!

 

Isn't there some misogyny or racism in some dark corner of the Internet where you should be fighting the good fight?

 

He's probably never seen "Caddyshack."

 

I shouldn't have said your girlfriend is obnoxious. She might be very nice. But I, a fat white guy from the South, would never refer to a woman as a c**t. Some people might be able to get away with it, but I ain't willing to run the risk.

 

You can't be fat, Quant. My money's on "shapely."

 

Fluffy

 

Only two places for that word, the golf course or the bedroom.

 

Flufferly!

 

Do you use color guard when you do the laundry?