President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

The next time a woman runs for president and some dumbass says that women are too emotional and unstable to do the job, I'm going to link them to Trump's twitter feed.

 

Trump identifies as a woman on Twitter. Takes courage.

 

...or buy a vowel?

 

Shit, I got nothing on YF. He's an sj superstar. I'm just a good utility player.

 

Remember, the Director of the FBI would be able to get the files on everything.

Everything.

Dismissed lawsuits and criminal complaints.

Financial dealings with criminals and foreign nationals.

Records of physical and mental Illnesses.

Records of STDs, paid off paternity suits and surreptitious abortions. For anyone.

Everything.

Yes, the FBI Director could get ahold of everything.

(Or he would know people who could.)

Everything.

Yes, I would be very very careful.

Very Careful.

You'd have to be a complete goddamn idiot not to be Very Careful.

Wait....

 

What the hell did you trade YankeeFan for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year! He's got a rocket for an arm! You don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

Well, YankeeFan was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people love QYFW's bat. They kept saying 'QYFW, QYFW.'

 

Somebody turn on the BatSignal.

 

Firing Comey could be the beginning of the end for Trump

Really!!

 

I'd lay good odds he couldn't get a roll of toilet paper put on the roll correctly in fewer than four tries.

He'd throw the roll on the floor and call his flunkies to come wipe for him.

 

How did this guy not get demoted? Or, to put it another way, how did he wind up in line for his current (if temporary) post?

 

WH Counsel to Top Dems: Stick the Request Where the Sun Doesn't Shine