President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

"Donald Tramp."

I like it.

 

There's more than one way to parse that sentence.

So Gavin was once married to an above average male?

Then one of you posted the bikini photos, whereupon I went looking. I don't see a dick.

 

All of my aides are total fucking re...

...ally incompetent!

 

Is it bad that I hope he has at least a couple of yes men around him who will keep him from completely melting down and doing something we can't fix?

 

Wow, TASS is really behind on this. They should've been breaking this story.
Embarassing.

 

I'm hoping they fix up the old Arabian Nights dinner theatre in Orlando and tell him it's Saudi Arabia.

 

If the USA attempted moon landings now, I really would believe they were fake.

 

Poindexter wants to know about this moon of which you speak.

 

What you got was Internal REVENUE Service Error. You are going to be audited now. BOHICA.

 

I think there are teachers on it. Teachers in space. Worked really well last time.

 

Maybe they could set up some fake meetings, too.

"I had really, really good talks with a Mr. Abu and a Mr. Iago about containing the spread of Jafarism. Jafar is bad. A real bad rajul."