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Drink once each time Starman says, "Fucko."

Drink twice each time he mentions the "Mooslim Neegro."

Finish your drink if he mentions the "Pretty Princess."

Butt chug a bottle of Everclear if he makes any mention of "gurgling Trump's jizz."

 

LOL. His 2020 campaign should be fun:

 

You can see right now that the defense of Team Fucko is going to be, "the whole deal is really intricate and complicated" and the First Fatass doesn't have the, ahem, "theoretical foundation" to fully understand or approve of it.

In other words, the "too fuckin stupid" defense.

 

LOOK OVER THERE!!

 

LOL, his 2018 primary should be fun. Who needs enemies with teammates like these?

Trump Backers ‘Furious’ That Senator Stood Against Health Care Bill

WASHINGTON — Senator Dean Heller’s biting denunciation of the Republican health care bill last week infuriated the White House and helped unravel his party’s attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act days before a vote was expected in the Senate.

Now Mr. Heller is facing an intense backlash in Nevada, his home state, where there is talk of a primary race challenge against him next year and a pair of the state’s wealthiest Republican donors are fuming.

 

Drink. Drink.

 

I expected "daughterfucker" in there somewhere!

 

Criminy, I made that correction more than six months ago when everyone else was spouting that bullshit line.

 

The whole idea that Trump was trying to BLACKMAIL!! Joe and Mika falls apart when you consider that they played ball with others to keep the story out of the news on previous occasions:

Yet the gossip column cemetery is chock-a-block with killed stories about Joe & Mika’s alleged off-air intimacies.

In one such case in November 2013, shortly after Scarborough’s divorce from his second wife was finalized (and three years before Brzezinski’s official split from her own spouse), The New York Post’s Richard Johnson was preparing to declare them an item.

According to sources familiar with the situation, a distraught Brzezinski reached out to then-Fox News CEO Roger Ailes —like Johnson, a vassal in the Murdoch media empire—and tearfully asked Ailes, with whom she was friendly, to intervene with the gossip columnist, arguing that their respective children would be hurt by such publicity.

Ailes made his pitch to Johnson on Brzezinski’s behalf, and the columnist obligingly stood down.

The next day, the sources said, Johnson was rewarded when Scarborough phoned him and gave him the juicy scoop that Alec Baldwin was about to be fired from his short-lived MSNBC program.

Not only did everybody win (with the possible exception of Alec Baldwin), the outcome suggested that Joe & Mika have a virtuosic mastery of the power grid—and know precisely which buttons to push.

In retrospect, the public positioning of their private ardor looks like a textbook illustration of PR expertise. Little by little, especially in recent months, they have sent public signals of their passion, and members of the Fourth Estate have apparently agreed not to challenge them on their insistence that nothing physical was happening between them while their respective marriages were legally in force.

How Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski Kept Their Relationship Secret for So Long

 

I've been in Gulf Shores for a week. Caught 13 over slot reds and ate enough fresh shrimp to stuff a great white shark.

 

Punching back, yo.

 

A very busy day of LOL not defending Trump.