President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

The democrats already have abandoned their base.

They're building a new one underwritten by a social agenda. I doubt it's strong enough without centrists.

As for the hobby horse...I didn't just fall off one. Immigration is a serious, no-joke issue that Democrats in media and celebrities regard with unicorn-shaped glasses because if there one industry that sure as shit wasn't hiring undocumented immigrants as talent for the last 25 years, it's East Coast media companies.

When Colbert started his Late Show in 2015, he hired, let's see, 19 writers.

19 were white.

17 were men.

 

I'm 100 percent certain they WILL show up in greater numbers.

In New York. And California. And Massachusetts. And Illinois. . . .

Not sure they'll show up in greater enough numbers in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan and Florida.

Which is why I said he could lose the popular vote by an even greater margin and still pull out another win.

Plus, Russia has another four years to perfect their voting machine-flipping capabilities.

 

I'm sure Vlad has a team working on it right now.

 

He got just the EV swing he needed?

You might want to check the numbers again.

 

Go on...

 

No, thanks. I'm good.

 

Show of hands for everyone who thinks Alma got tormented by the so called "cool kids" or "hipsters" all through middle and high school and uses this board as a low-grade substitute for therapy.

 

Ashamed to admit which crazy conspiracy theory you believe in?

 

You mean the technically advanced foreign entity that has to shut off the hot water for three weeks in the summer to repair its decrepit central units?

For Russians, Summer in the City Means a Freeze on Hot Water

Why Russian Hot Water Service Is Shut off in Summer

Don't have to. Just whisper "We've got your back" without parading the cause front and center during the campaign. Yes, it's stupid and smarmy. But it's a way to win.

 

Nah, I'm good.

 

Shit, isn't all of that virtually a membership requirement here? I recall checking a box on my application ...

 

I know it's what I'm in for, but I try to make it slightly less obvious.