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Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus Christ what a dumb thing to say. Someone please pass along my incredulousness to Inky.

 

When did you become a White Nationalist @QYFW?

 

James Levine?

 

For the record, my only true enemies are John Fox and ketchup.

 

When did I ever suggest that?

Unconditional. Sends the right message.

 

From the Satire Desk ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Vice-President Mike Pence has requested that Jesus Christ rapture him up before the special counsel Robert Mueller can indict him, a source close to Pence confirmed on Friday.

Shortly after the former national-security adviser Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the F.B.I., Pence contacted Jesus to discuss the early rapture proposal, the source said.

The source characterized Pence’s request to be raptured up as “urgent” but did not indicate whether the Vice-President asked Jesus to rapture up any other senior Administration officials.

“Some of these people will have to be left behind, for obvious reasons,” the source said. “Jared, for example.”

Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him

 

God I hate the Borowitz Report.

 

This post is a bunch of bullshit.

 

I don’t know what’s sadder: this post begging for my attention or that somebody did your bidding. Or, third option, that you got it. Maybe all the above.

Accidental shooting deaths are pretty common. People don’t get bent out of shape when murder charges aren’t even filed in the majority of them. But we are supposed to get upset this case didn’t result in a murder conviction? Why?