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Alert the marshal of the Supreme Court to begin arresting people and make sure someone seizes the password to POUTS' Twitter account, lest he start the Second Civil War.

 

That is a ridiculous article.

 

The New York Times published an op-ed from the proprietor in March on the “Russian hacking.”

Opinion | What to Ask About Russian Hacking

 

Agreed.

It's a worrisome problem in many nations including the U.S. There's a looming imbalance in the number of people paying into these programs versus taking out. Ryan's right.

P.S. Don't blame me. I have four kids, including a girl (which has proved to be the most important factor in determining whether someone in the family steps up to take care of the old folks). All of you one- or two-kid parents, get to screwing.

 

My wife is young enough to take care of me in my old age.

I just need to make sure she still likes me by then.

 

It doesn’t cut taxes enough for people who already pay nothing in federal taxes!

 

I don't know if you did that on purpose, but I'm stealing that acronym for him.

 

Now with Net Neutrality killing THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT you'll have more time to spend with her!

 

That might not help.

 

The people Paul Ryan wants having babies aren’t because of economic insecurity due to the weath gap he deifies.

 

POUTS is a better name for President Baby-Man, thanks!

EDIT: h/t to @Hermes, who got there first.

 

Or - we could just be more open to immigration and start handing out citizenship papers left and right. Get undocumented people on the books. Problem solved.