President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

If you wear boots with shorts, you're definitely an asshole.

 

Good find and an excellent read. Seems like there's a call to split up California every few years, usually along north-south lines, but the two are too interconnected for it to really happen. That and no one wants Fresno or Bakersfield.

 

What if you're also wearing an ironic fedora?

 

Then you are awesome.

 

Trump’s ‘marching orders’ to the Pentagon: Plan a grand military parade

Cadet Bone Spurs wants to play Army. Fuck him. And you for supporting this Nazi themed parade.

 

This is exactly the line he's going to give when somebody catches Trump ordering a hit on Ruth Badger Ginsburg or somebody else he dislikes.

 

Only the best people.

 

If you wear fedora because you honestly thought it looks good on you, and only in retrospect do consider yourself having worn it ironically, that is not awesome.

 

Or someone goes freelance at a pizza joint.

 

"And I wanna drive a twuck in my pawade!!!"

 

Who would consent to acting in that role? Somebody knows who he is and his name will soon be plastered all over the Internet. Even if it's an act, I wish the Trumpist the best of luck in convincing anybody it was an all an act.

 

Agreed, I can't see the contrivance here, looks exactly like what it says on the tin.