President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Have you considered that some of your Facebook friends are actually Russian bots?

Would that surprise anyone?

 

Not for a nanosecond.

 

The best people ...

 

If you’re truly unsure, I’ll be happy to give a quick explainer on Facebook Custom Audience retargeting. (Here’s a hint: names have nothing to do with it. In fact, advertisers don’t get access to your name).

 

He looks like he beats women.

 

Just can’t trust religious divorcees these days.

 

How did Pelosi go eight hours without peeing?

Depends?

 

Possibly.

I remember reading somewhere that there was a congressman or senator (can't recall which) who prepared for a long filibuster by having a catheter put in beforehand.

 

No way and hell I'd do that unless it was medically necessary.

Another option:

 

And instead of Depends, Nancy could have used one of these over the bits things:



Now these damn things are going to show up as ads for a few days.

 

VOM! MY EYES!