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I don’t doubt it’s possible to tailor a news feed to someone ... or groups of someones ... I doubt how valuable having the voter registration rolls would be in doing so.

 

Shocked!

[picture of Claude Rains goes here _______ ]


Kelly ‘Shocked’ by Porter Abuse Claims, Which the White House Already Knew About

 

Military Refuses to Participate
in Trump’s Parade, Citing Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The Pentagon has turned down Donald J. Trump’s request for a grand military parade in Washington, D.C., citing a sudden outbreak of bone spurs that would prevent men and women in uniform from participating.

Harland Dorrinson, a Pentagon spokesman, said that, within an hour of Trump’s request, more than a hundred thousand military personnel complained that they were suffering from acute cases of bone spurs that would make marching in such a parade a painful ordeal.

“In the history of the U.S. military, we have never experienced a bone-spur epidemic of this magnitude,” the spokesman said. “Regrettably, however, we have no choice but to issue thousands of deferments.”

A statement from the bone-spur sufferers said that they would continue to valiantly serve their country around the world in a non-marching capacity, and offered an alternative to their participation in Trump’s proposed pageant.

“President Trump is welcome to march in the parade all by himself if he would finally like to enlist,” the statement read.

 

Well, the new budget did include a hefty military spending increase, something most on here (myself included) rail against.

 

It was nakedly obvious when you read the story that they had nothing but their typical lying and screeching connecting the text to the Clinton investigation. But the usual suspects fell for it because they don’t question their talking points when handed them.

 

You have the weirdest selective skepticism

 

Back in '04, many Trumpists loved this guy. He's not on the team though.

George W. Bush: It's Pretty Clear That Russia Meddled In 2016 Election

 

“Meddled” does not mean “helped to elect Trump.”

Speaking in Abu Dhabi at a forum organized by the Milken Institute, a California-based think tank, Bush didn’t say whether he thought the meddling affected election results, according to The Associated Press.