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Who the fuck is Muller?

 

About the only thing that teensy weapon will hammer is some lover's prostate gland.

 

Best use of the button ever.

 

Pere Ubu, thumbing his device.



How proud conservatives must be!

 

Ballad of Paul Ryan

He wonders how it ever got this crazy.
He thinks about an Ayn Rand book he read in school.
Did he get tired or did he just get lazy?
He's so far gone he feels just like a fool.
My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things.
You set it up so well, so carefully.
Ain't it funny how your new life didn't change things?
You're still the same old fraud you used to be.
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
And your smile is a thin disguise.
I thought by now you'd realize.
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.

 

The recycling of these morons is insane (admittedly, it's far down the list of insane things Trump has or will do).

His White House is Hotel California. Folks check out, but never leave.

 

This guy was put in the Justice Dept. to spy on Mueller. That's it. His chances of committing multiple federal crimes in his new gig are excellent.

 

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