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To be fair, some of them worked for previous administrations.

 

Giuliani is at the end of his cheese, so I'll doubt he'll make much of a splash in the WH toilet he swam in on.

 

Is it "Lot's" incredible, Bright Lights?

 

I don’t no know. Maybe.

Whatever.

I may be undereducated, but I’m happy.

 

I'm missing a couple of things that I'm just not hip to and hope one of you can explain each of these: #ubu and #basta.

 

Here's a conversation I just had with my 76-year-old dad, thanks to the current American president.

Dad: "I don't get why the golden showers thing is a big deal."

Me: "Oh God, please no."

Dad: "I mean, of course he likes golden showers."

Me: "Make it stop."

Dad: "Does anybody think he wouldn't like golden showers?"

Me: "I don't want to talk about this."

Dad: "Look at his buildings. He has terrible taste."

Me: "Kill me."

Dad: "He thinks gold is beautiful. It's a symbol of beauty for him."

Me: "What?"

Dad: "Gold walls. Gold floors. Of course he has golden showers."

Me: "Dad, do you think...?"

Dad: "Do I think what?"

Me: "Do you think they're talking about a shower that's made of gold?"

Dad: "What else would they be talking about?"

Me: "A golden shower. It's a sex thing."

Dad: "What kind of sex thing?"

Me: "I can't have this conversation right now. Probably not ever."

Dad: "What kind of sex thing?"

Me: "It's when someone pees on someone, or gets peed on, for, like, sexual gratification."

Dad:

Me: "It's a golden shower, as in, urine is kind of golden, and you're showering in urine."

Dad:

Me:

Dad:

Me:

Dad: "How about those Blue Jays?"

 

The talking points are out:

 

Thank you for asking this. I have no idea what #basta means either.

 

<cough cough>bullshit<cough cough>

 

Of course you are. There's never been a better time to be an idiot.

 

Enough.

Stop.

 

a-freakin-men