President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

There have been so many, I forgot about this one:

Hillary Clinton canceled several media appearances Monday while on her book tour in London after she fell down the stairs and broke her toe.

"I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards," Clinton told "The Graham Nortion Show."

"I tried to get up and it really hurt. I've broken my toe. I've received excellent care from your excellent health service."

The former Democratic nominee was supposed to do interviews with BBC Radio 4's "Woman's Hour," ITV's "This Morning" show and the BBC's "The Graham Norton Show."

Clinton has been on tour promoting her book, What Happened, which details her election loss to President Trump.

Hillary Clinton falls, breaks toe on the stairs during London book tour

 

And with that, we still have 21 eligible acronym letters left to truly diagnose what's wrong with Hillary.

 

Sorry, didn't realize you were the captain of this good ship.

 

Good for her it was only one toe. Had it been two the NHS might have convened a euthanizing inquiry.

 

I never wish death even upon the most heinous criminals. But I do pray to whatever God is in heaven that Hillary outlives Trump, even if it's by five minutes.

 

Take out Wapner and insert Hillary.

I still didn't understand the reason he uploaded a picture of Hillary/Bill/Daughter the other day, instead of linking one of a million of those pictures found on the interwebs.

I'd bet dollars to donuts he has a flash drive of every Clinton foible. Ready to post at a moment's notice.

 

I think the word we're looking for ...

is ...

pretty fucking ...

... stupid.

She actually put those words together in a sentence to explain how she fucked up her toe. She is Trump.

 

I was on my phone, and google images changed how it works!

 

I’m trying to save you from yourself.

Hillary is absolutely, 100 percent a public figure.

 

Joy Reid doesn't believe that excuse.

 

Nah. Flash drives only go to like 128GB. You’d need at least a couple of terabytes for that.

 

The guy argued that Delta could easily relocate their ATL hub to another city as a fuck you to the Georgia Legislature.

He'll argue anything.