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Croutons? I love croutons!

 

His name is Naruto. He’s a crested macaque.

And he has rights, damn it!

 

As a kid I didn't like salad, so I would just fill up a bowl with croutons and put French dressing and cheese on them.

Also I called them crunchies.

I was a very sophisticated child.

 

It's yet another day of desperate distractions from the real problems with Trump and this administration. Sad!

 

And, while I never accused Hillary Clinton of being a drunk, her communications director said she needed to be sobered up in the middle of a Saturday afternoon.

Leaked emails do also show that she likes a good afternoon nap.

“I think you should call her and sober her up some,” wrote Clinton campaign Communications Director Jennifer Palmieri in an email to campaign chair John Podesta on Aug. 8, 2015, at about 4:30 p.m. on a Saturday — a remark that was interpreted as being about Clinton.

Analysis | What’s behind the ‘Drunk Hillary’ meme that’s taking over the Trump Internet

 

Hey, his insanity ended the Korean War.

I can't believe I just typed that.

 

Somebody could win a Quickfire Challenge on Top Chef with that dish. If it was deconstructed, of course.

 

The Korean War ain't quite ended yet. That meeting was a very good thing, but it's just a meeting in the end. If a formal treaty were ever signed (could be), technically the US wouldn't sign it, the United Nations Security Council would. This would in essence make China (which'd have to sign it too) a party to both sides of the deal.

 

An, um, friend tells me that she must have been smoking a pork butt.

 

Distraction?

From what? The growing economy, record low unemployment, a successful visit from the President of France, the growing hopes of peace and denuclearization on the Korean peninsula, the strengthening alliance between the U.S., Israel, and a modernizing Saudi kingdom, that is fighting terror, and the influence of Iran, the defeat of ISIS, the confirmation of a new Secretary of State?