President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

He really isn't, but be careful. You're working QY's corners here by lumping the people you disagree with together.

 

I have no idea why I'd never Google image searched "angry" + "coffee machine" before, but I'm pretty fucking pleased with the belated results.

 

Wait, who is Martyr’ Dad? I thought that was QBAWL.

 

It is. He’s comparing us.

 

Duh.

Not to be confused with “my ex didn’t want me or the kid, but hopefully the state will stop paying me to parent my child, and just take him off of my hands Dad.”

 

If you really want to zing me, find me an angry espresso machine.

 

Yep, thought so. Though Apostrophe Kid also could be Yuri You'reYour from Stalingrad ...

 

Is this aimed at Rick? If it is, you really are broken, man.

 

There’s a guy I follow on Twitter and chat with occasionally. Seems like a good dude, but he gets EVERY instance of they’re/their/there wrong, and I think I might have to say something.

 

If I'm being defined by who doesn't want me, I can do a lot better than my ex-wife.

 

Wow, talk about harshing my mellow. This is too dark and awful for me. You've reached the sincere "Get help" phase of the operation, @YankeeFan. Fucking hell, dude.