President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

More like a big ol' pair of boxers, I think.

 

Goddammit, somebody do something about God-Emperor Poopy-Pants. We're out of clean undies down here.

 

Screw Dick Durbin. Blagojevich was impeached nearly unanimously (in Illinois!) for his corruption and a jury found him guilty of seventeen charges.

The man was selling a seat in the U.S. Senate. Someone needs to ask Sen Durbin what the fair market value is to buy his Senate seat.

 

You really want to do this?

 

Hey. Wait. I thought you were ignoring him.
I miss all the plot twists.

 

No, I’d prefer to put politics aside and talk about important things I have in common with other people. But I guess that makes me a weirdo.

Having said that, as I am not a progressive, I apologize for that particular tangent.

 

SHYFS is downright pissy today. NOT a reference to the matress storyline.

 

"Reagan? That guy was too old to be president. Am I right folks? He actually thought being a B-list actor somehow qualified him to hold public office. Sad! And he wasn't even a big star. And don't get be started about his presidential campaigns. He constantly race-baited. Always attacking the blacks on welfare. Very racist. Not like me. I am probably one of the least racist people mout there. In my campaign I was always telling the blacks "What have you got to lose?" if they voted for me. And most did. I always have had a great relationship with the blacks. Just ask my good personal friend, Kenya West. Where was I? Oh yeah, Reagan. My electoral victory, by the way folks, was bigger than both of Reagan's combined. That's what somebody told me. Very hard for a Republican to win the electoral college. " POTUS 45

 

Dude, I've tried several times. You're not going to guilt me into being your buddy. You can't say horrible shit over and over again and then expect me to be your friend in private. We have nothing in common. I'm not forgiving this shit anymore. It's awful. But you can celebrate this little victory, I guess. I'm taking a break from this ugliness. Good luck with your boy.

 

Looks like Melanie is all healed up and will appear in public this afternoon, at an event honoring gold star families. Good for her!

 

ALLEGEDLY!

 

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