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Trump eat fruits and veggies? Unless he's taking doctor's orders seriously, that's one heck of a Photoshop job.

 

Too much fruit is not good for you.

That’s not a gay joke.

 

I read somewhere 20% of Canada’s GDP is dependent on the US, while 1% of ours is dependent on Canada. Let’s see who flinches first.

 

I know. But anything not red meat may send Trump's system into shock.

 

Fries aren’t red meat.

 

Neither are McDonald’s hamburgers.

 

You realize you're talking about Canada, right? The great big friendly neighbour to your immediate north? Let's see who's flinching when you run out of fresh water, can't get to Alaska by land, and a big chunk of NORAD gets switched off. BUT DAIRY TARIFFS.

 

Will this affect the tracking of Santa?

 

When has having ALLIES ever helped a country out of a jam?

 

Santa is Canadian. You better be good.

 

Canada is like that friend in a bar who just sits there drinking a beer when a fight breaks out.

 

I think I still have a few years of coal to get through.