President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

It's all good, buddy. I don't have time right now, but I will do my best to give you a thoughtful response to this. I know I'm hard to take.

 

Her high beams are on.

 

No you're hiding from everybody?

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Clearly, we lost the wrong poster. Somebody please give YF's spot to Dickie.

 

Live from Duluth:

 

He's actually on vacation. I think he's in Azerbaijan this time.

 

5.11, the choice of all the doofs at the range who can’t shoot for shit - despite having every accessory possible on their AR.

 

GIF of the day, from some other tweet thread ...

 

My best guess is that he's had pants made with a bulletproof lining, kevlar or something similar. You can get dress suits made that way, for sure. Otherwise you're just looking at essentially khakis with cargo pockets.

The question is why he's so paranoid. Bulletproof desk, huge security detail. I mean now that everyone knows what a douche he is and hates him for what he's doing to the environment someone might want to take a crack at him, but this started as soon as he hired on. I suppose he knew what he planned to do and was afraid of blowback as a result?

 

Yeah, but those are like fifty bucks. Was he equipping his entire detail?

 

But it's tough to keep the blindfold on and the cigarette keeps going out--all that amniotic fluid, you know.