President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

If only his dedicated opposition showed any rationality.

 

Gotta run out for a bit, but gonna leave this here for you guys to chew on.

 

"If you guys would have stopped pointing out that he was an unqualified moron, I wouldn't have wanted an unqualified moron to be President," the Party of Personal Responsibility said.

 

We overstate how we achieved our "standing in the world."

We did it by bullying, and we'll keep doing it by bullying.

 

We did it by being the only first-world country which wasn't devastated by World War II, and then financing the massive reconstruction project for the West.

 

We await your reasoned rebuttal with baited breath.

I'll mark you down as being unable to rebut. Carry on.

 

“This person, most famous for going viral for deliberately spreading false information during a crisis, should be our intellectual guide as we debate the issues of the day.”

 

You are correct. We had the luck of geography, too.

 

Bated breath.

 

“I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy . . I was able to get a sense of his soul.”