President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Isn't every pic of Don Jr. a dick pic?

 

Don Jr., pictured here, with Don Jr. Jr., aka, "Stumpy," mournfully looking off into the distance, wondering why his fresh new boots give him a firmer embrace than his father ever did.

 

If this White House thing doesn't work out, Rudy can always start a new career as a ventriloquist's dummy.

 

And then, right on cue:

 

"Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Russian military intelligence has completed a successful election hacking campaign in the United States and its preferred candidate has now taken office. His party has refused to provide funds or support for further election security, practically guaranteeing another round of hacks. The president and his party are supported by a network of gun-rights groups and online trolls known as the Ministry Against Government Action or MAGA. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate the administration and cause mass resignations. Good luck."

 

"The liar for my liar...is my truthteller."

 

Can't someone at these rallies do an Apple Airdrop with the facts, when he lies?

 

Really?????