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I was figuring that's an ad that might not play in a general election, but Trump is 50-45 approve in Florida right now.

 

You would think if you've been lying for 40 years of public life, you would become better at it.
This creature, there really is no depth he won't plumb.
I've seen more creative lying from children.

 

I have a sincere question for the group here: is the Long Duk Dong character from Sixteen Candles a racist caricature?

 

Does he post form letters from message board bots as way of bragging that he was terribly missed and begged to return?

 

Watch the goal posts retreat over the horizon.

Jonathan Chait

Rudy: Trump Is Innocent Because He Did Not Personally Hack Democratic Emails


"You can see the lack of lines of defense in this rapid, almost panicked retreat. Appearing on This Week, another Trump surrogate, Chris Christie, declared, “Collusion is not a crime. And so the fact of the matter is that we’re a long way away yet from having anything to talk about here.” Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani tells Fox & Friends, “I have been sitting here looking in the federal code trying to find collusion as a crime. Collusion is not a crime.”

As you watch Trump’s defenders retreating over the horizon, a salient fact to bear in mind is that there are probably more revelations to come with regard to collusion. Roger Stone had a long series of contacts with hackers. He also communicated with Trump regularly throughout the campaign. Stone is promising never to roll on Trump, but that promise implies that he has a secret to keep.

If somebody else can testify that Stone spoke with Trump, we will have evidence not only that Trump personally colluded with Russians, but that he was privy to negotiations with the Russian hackers over the stolen material. Giuliani may have this possibility in mind when he insists on CNN that Trump would have to have committed the hacking with his own stubby fingers to be guilty. “Colluding [with] Russians” — he begins chuckling — “I don’t even know if that’s a crime — colluding with Russians. Hacking is the crime. The president didn’t hack! He didn’t pay for the hacking.”

 

He is, but this instance is nullified by Enormous Genitals from the "Fistful of Yen" segment of The Kentucky Fried Movie

 

I guess I'm getting old and slow. I mean, Bigfoot erotica? Seriously? I'm pretty broadminded and don't often judge another's kink, but seriously?

Why’s Everyone Suddenly Talking About Bigfoot Erotica?

 

The. Best. People.

 

Sure it is. It was when the movie came out, it was kinda squirmy uncomfortable and a guilty laugh line. Today it's way over the line.

It looked real hard at date rape of a blackout drunk girl, too.

Hard to think of a John Hughes movie as politically incorrect, but there it is.

 

In response, Trump sent Pence out to get a bucket of KFC.

 

You're doing a heckuva blow job, Brownie.

 

LOL.