President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

 

He's going to stage a wall building in a television studio and point a webcam at it, telling us it's thousands of miles long and it's keeping out millions of illegal immigrants. When anyone brings up the fact that the wall doesn't actually exist, Sean Spicer will just hold his finger up to his lips and whisper "Shhhhhh."

We are living out real-life Catch-22.

 

But emails!!!

 

This was quite literally a plot from the Netflix reboot of Arrested Development. Trump is going to build a circular wall and drive around it a whole bunch of times in an RV.

 

Spicer just said the voter fraud "investigation" would only be of states where Trump lost. They're not even trying to fluff up Trump's paranoia and narcissism with policy blah. Mitch McConnell does that great, they should learn from him.

 

No, he didn't. He admitted that he didn't know know NASA's Goddard Institute was in Manhattan, but that his accusation that the story was made up was incorrect. In fact, he responded with another attack on Liberals.

 

Folks, the wall is not meant to keep Mexicans out. It's meant to keep Americans in.

 

The Festivus Presidency, Day 5.

 

Spicer also said investigation would focus on "urban areas." For 2020, they'll have troops at the polling places in major cities who will stop all minority voters with requests for papers, papers which will be seized as invalid. I think these folks want a civil war and ethnic cleansing in their own country.

 

I'm sure Boys Town in Nuevo Laredo will still be there for you ...

 

Wouldn't announcing the construction of a wall at an unspecified future date just cause more non-Americans to try to enter the country right now? The thing about the Berlin Wall was they just showed up one day and built it. It was also maybe 1/100th as long, of course.
Here's a bet. If/when wall construction starts, some subcontractor will be found employing undocumented workers.

 

I think I subconsciously took that entire post from that episode in a Rod Stewart stealing Bob Dylan's "Forever Young" sort of way.