President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

@Rainman searching for billboards to know how he feels about the Kavanaugh controversy:

 

It was always treated as a joke, but the Kavanaugh thing proves that kids should believe it when someone tells you a bad act is going on your permanent record.

 

She's had a lot of sex. To be her worst is really saying something. It's not like he can tell himself he's the second of two.

 

I'd say the one thing he is actually very good at is self-delusion. His ego will survive this.

 

In the last 40 years has he ever had sex without paying for it. And I don’t mean dinner and a movie.

 

Definitely a tricky dick crisis ...

“People have got to know whether or not their
president has an ugly dick. Well, I don't have an ugly dick.”

 

To be fair, that sort of rule of scale might not be all that valid.

For example, President Trump has eaten a lot of food and still has no taste.

 

I think if you ask the hetero women and gay men, you're gonna find that we all have ugly dicks — because dicks are kinda ugly to begin with.

 

You forgot “No collusion!”