President Trump: The NEW one and only politics thread

Welcome back, buddy, but there is no way Trump is over 450. That's very, very big.

He's apparently 6-foot-2. My guess is he settles in around 275.

 

He was about 300 (a little over) on Inauguration Day.

That's 21 nonstop months of 10,000 calories a day of burger grease going down his maw.

Did you see the chair they hauled out on stage at the UN for him? Tree trunks for legs.

He's four bills easy. How much more is a guess due to the circus-tent suits they wrap him in.

 

I don't want to overanalyze the pile of goo he calls a body, but he has skinny arms and legs and a big ass. He's pear shaped, which means he looks bigger than he actually weights. Arms and legs count for a lot in normal humans.

In this before and after shot, the man starts at 450 pounds. Trump is not nearly that obese.



I need to think about something else for a while. Again, welcome back.

 

I don't say it as a joke because I truly believe he wears men's shapewear in public.




When he's out fucking off on his golf courses there is nothing supporting the girth.
He not only has small hands but slender arms and narrow shoulders.
No fat is collecting there- it's all in the gut, ass and face.
His neck is actually wider than his head.

 

Just leaving this here:

Financial experts predict a crash "worse than the Great Depression" under Trump

 

Add to another to an already yuge list.

Deputy press secretary Raj Shah plans to leave White House after Kavanaugh confirmation hearings

 

The writer's name is Benjamin Fearnow. That''s one appropriate pseudonym.