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Have you ever passed out while drinking?
Passed out?.. Well, I fell asleep

WTF?

 

*Tom Hanks voice* Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? THERE'S NO CRYING. THERE'S NO CRYING IN THE SUPREME COURT.

 

I am jealous of almost any guy my age with a nice head of hair. But Jesus H., can this guy do any less with a full head of hair? I would almost rather have my scraps than this.

The Jimmy Johnson look went out 25 years ago.

 

Bill and Hillary are sitting on their living room couch and it has to be getting real tense for Bill with each genital question.

 

Yep.

And not to disagree with Alma, and accounting for the setting and the pressure and the stakes, but that face on a wife of 14 years is pretty telling.

 

Kavanaugh needs a midol and herbal tea. He’s emotionally overwhelmed. He cant handle the pressure.

 

There’s a sexually frustrated woman who figures it just wasn’t part of her husband’s character to get emotional. Now she sees that he’s just a pathetic sexual partner and weak old woman of a man.

 

I know a man ain't supposed to cry
But these tears I can't hold inside