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I wonder why hyde-smith does the hyphen thing? It seems so feministy...

I guess r.m. just thinks Obama is a pos because -many people have told him that and if he looks at what people are saying and probably he also has a big brain and gut that tell him/or her, that it is true.

 

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The Twelve Days of Trumpmas

12 liars lying
11 redhats ranting
10 fingers tweeting
9 proud boys marching
8 tiki torches lighting
7 dog whistles whistling
6 rallies rallying
5 doctored videos
4 inauguration photos
3 sleazy pardons
2 worthless sons
1 Tower meeting

 

Donald has engaged in hyper-drive warp speed balls to the wall on the tweet masheen this morning.

Can someone please tell him that’s not Mike Pence’s account he just retweeted? Thank you.

 

made me lol, if you can help it, just watch the video first, then the tweet. Video first for the line.

 

He got the idea watching the Aquaman trailers.

 

Trumponomics Tries to Praise Trump, But Instead Exposes His Corruption

 

You'd think the Pizzagaters would be all over this story about another one of Only The Best ...

How a future Trump Cabinet member gave a serial sex abuser the deal of a lifetime

 

PBS and NPR?

 

Didn’t trump rape a little girl with Epstein? Or is that another rape?

 

The Don on a roll this morning: