Professional wrestling thread

So where in the shit is the great Undertaker? My kids love him and I've seen him fight two lousy ass exhibitions in the last three months. He looks 60 alike his rival should be only Ric Flair.

Oh and my oldest wants a trip to see this stuff in person. I've checked the website and it's about what I figured. Any secret ideas on getting cheap but good seats?

 

He'll come back after plastic surgery as Umaga's lost twin.

 

I'm sure it'll be revealed down the line that he "faked" it ... I know, I know.

Whodunnit?

Coach? He's the one who pointed Vinnie in that direction. And he's been chomping at the bit for control.
Stone Cold?
Maggie Simpson?

 

I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm interested to see where they go from here.

 

O.J. Simpson?

 

OK. This is just a little bit stupid. The long walk out of the arena, down what I called Vince's walk of shame through the Superstars, out the back door to his waiting limo. He opens the door, but doesn't get in. No, not yet. Vince pauses, contemplating going back to the arena for the best night of his life (or whatever the fuck they were calling it), but then pulls a Billy Donovan and changes his mind. He steps into his limo, but wait, there's more. Just before he's seated we're teased with him getting out, only to be let down yet again. Then Vince shuts the door and BOOM!

The end.













And oh yeah, the website sucks now because you can't get away from the BREAKING NEWS: MR MCMAHON PRESUMED DEAD. Fiery explosion engulfs Chairman ... etc.

 

A big funeral on Raw next week, I'm betting.

 

That is some funny shit ... www.wwe.com

Now next week will be the memorial service, funeral, tributes, etc.

Wasn't this draft supposed to be the main story for a few weeks, plus a Night of Champions PPV?

 

Um, didn't we have such a storyline a few years back? And wasn't Stone Cold involved somehow? Or am I just remembering things off one of the video games?

 

DirecTV needs to get WWE 24/7 like, now! I need to quit watching this current dreck. At least the indys are still entertaining. I love me some Ring of Honor and Pro Wrestling Guerrilla is pretty entertaining, as well.

Let's figure out this draft.

RAW gets: Mr. Kennedy, Lashley, King Booker and Snitsky
SmackDown gets: The Great Khali, Torrie Wilson, Chris Masters and Ric Flair
ECW gets: The Boogeyman and Chris Benoit


The winner: Obviously RAW needed some starpower and got it with Kennedy and Lashley.
The loser: SmackDown got a lot worse, losing arguably their best in-ring worker and gaining three stiffs and a nearly-retired Flair.
The "meh": ECW basically stayed the same, despite losing its champion. I am looking forward to seeing Punk vs. Benoit, but I know it won't happen anytime soon.

 

Well, Triple H *did* get crushed in a compactor, IIRC.

Edit: And showed up next week with taped ribs, I think.

 

Who ran over Stone Cold? ... That was a way to get him out of a PPV match due to his neck surgery.

Turns out it was Rikishi, who was looking out for his cousin, The Rock.