Professional wrestling thread

Shit! How could I forget Maria or Lillian Garcia!

Shit, shit, shit.

Sunny, yes. Trish, um, no. Lita, ugh. Michelle McCool, yum.

 

Eve Torres was the 2007 WWE Diva Search winner.....take a gander at her photos and see why she gets the high ranking.

 

Trish: You'd have to be the starting stud QB to catch that.
Mickie: A reasonably handsome third-string wide receiver would have a sporting chance.
Lita: Skanky looking enough to blow the first-chair trumpet player in marching band, but pass along to the brother that he might want to double-bag it.

On a side note, I was disappointed that they didn't get the Funker.

 

In my book, there's Maria, then there's everyone else. Those legs...

Michelle McCool is also damn fine.

 

Those eyes...

 

Anybody remember the ECW strip poker game? Maria and Candice Michelle both ended up naked. All the naughty bits were blurred out, but they showed Maria's naked back as the two of them wrestled on the ground. Maria looked pretty bony, almost anorexic like.
She's still cute as hell, don't get me wrong. Probably the best-looking of the divas, mainly because she's still feminine and hasn't bulked up to do as much wrestling. But for some reason I can't get the bony back out of my mind when I see her.

 

Armageddon is tonight. Any predictions?

Randy Orton (c) vs. Chris Jericho for the WWE Championship
WINNER: Orton. Seriously, KYJ has absolutely no shot at winning tonight. Hopefully it's a good match and Jericho is up to performing a 15 minute topnotch PPV main event match.

Batista (c) vs. Edge vs. Undertaker for the World Heavyweight Championship
WINNER: I think there's a title change here. Let's go with Edge winning the title somehow. I'd actually put this match as the main event of the PPV if I was booking this show.

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy
WINNER: Gut feeling, but I'm probably I wrong: I think Jeff somehow emerges with the win. Trips is very high on Jeff and I think he puts him over and into a main event feud with Orton. Then again the WWE could be looking to set up the big Triple H-Orton feud that began at No Mercy. Be interesting to see how these two mesh in the ring, two very different styles but top faces. Also wonder about crowd reaction.

Mr. Kennedy vs. Shawn Michaels
WINNER: Michaels doesn't need the win here at all...really hope Kennedy comes out looking good and maybe there's a rematch sometime. I'll pick Kennedy in an upset. Should be quite good match.

Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Mickie James for the Women's Championship
WINNER: Beth Phoenix. She's on a role and will beat Mickie here and feud with Candice whenever she returns.

CM Punk/Kane vs. Big Daddy V/Mark Henry
WINNER: Who cares? This will be absolutely atrocious to watch, a bathroom break if there ever was one. But I think the faces will come out with the win, because, well, Big Daddy V and Henry are talentless.

The Great Khali vs. Finlay
WINNER: Finlay somehow wins to boost his face turn, maybe with the help of Hornswoggle. Hopefully short as possible.

MVP (c) vs. Rey Mysterio for the US Title
WINNER: MVP. I really hope this is the opener of the show and is given 10-15 minutes. These two could really put on an excellent match. MVP will retain and hopefully we finally get the conclusion to his Matt Hardy feud.

 

Boston,
I like how you look at these, not from a fanboi perspective, but from a 'this is how I would do things' perspective.

 

That's why she was good for the original ECW. All of us ECW fans back in the day were looking for a skank to blow our horns.

God, where is Joel Gertner when you need him?

 

I think Joel Gertner was the first "mainstream" guy (even though ECW wasn't back in the day) to use the word "pussycat" (cvnt) in his promos.

 

Jeff Hardy beats HHH for the No. 1 contender spot..

Didn't see that coming.

 

I gotta give Trips props.

I have been one of his biggest detractors, and rightfully so. But he did what was best for business tonight. Good job.

As much as HHH wants to emulate Ric Flair, that is their biggest difference: Flair always put the other guy over, even when he won. He made every opponent look like a million bucks, even that worthless prick Lex Luger.