Professional wrestling thread

What the heck???

Well I guess this is why some women watch wrestling. Anyway, I will leave the expertise to you but this is what I think.

Orton - yeah I can see why girls like him but he seems to need to back off the juice - he was better 2 years ago and now is looking REAL puffy & bigger than he should be.

AJ - yeah that's fine I guess. He is funny so should do well with the ladies.

HHH - just gross, needs a MAJOR haircut and appears to have used WAY WAY WAY too many drugs. Check that forehead - GH anyone?

Carlito & Hardy are jokes and shouldn't be in this analysis

Kurt Angle is the man & gets props just for being a bad ass

Honestly, someone you failed to mention that I think has the right angle for the ladies is Christian Cage. He looks like he is probably off everything now & looks normal but cut (much like Edge looks better off than on) and dresses well & has tight Mike skills.

I would think he or Orton would pull the most ladies

John

 

Another dead wrestler ... Scott Bigelow had a lot of agility for a big man and took some mean bumps during his time in the ring. How sad.

 

Big guys aren't meant to fly around and take as many bumps as he did.

It's sad... he's one of the guys I remember first catching my eye when I started watching as a wee one.

 

Bigelow was also featured in Sports Illustrated back in the day. He came from Larry Sharpe's Monster Factory in New Jersey. I read somewhere that later on, once BBB got bigger jobs, Sharpe tried to get a sizeable cut of his money. Bam Bam had to take him to court.

One of the best big men in the biz. RIP Bam Bam.

 

Oh man, that's a bummer. I always liked him. Sure, the head full of tats jumps out at you, but the man has great agility and moves for a guy his size.

So fill in the blank: Bigelow died of a ______-induced heart attack (choices: cocaine, steroid, miscellanious drug, fat, all of the above).

 

Wow, that's too bad. Now two-thirds of the great Triple Threat from ECW (Chris Candido and Bam Bam) are dead. Only Shane Douglas remains.

 

Shane's career is pretty much a goner, too.

Also, WWE cut ties with Tatanka today.

 

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. You bust on HHH and Orton for their drug use, but give Angle, whose bloodstream contains seven percent of the world's supply of Soma, a free pass? The man no longer has a neck! In a Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story from a couple of months ago, he admitted to taking as many as 65 pills from a combination of Percocet, Vicodin, Norco and Lorcet -- per DAY. He says he's clean, and God bless him if he is, but he's one bump away from paralysis and he got suspended and eventually released from WWE because of his drug problem -- neither of which happened to HHGH. Ding Orton and HHH, but double-ding Angle.

 

You boys need to realize us women are visual people. hehe.

 

I was surprised he lasted as long as he did, but Vince has been known to give full-time deals to guys who get a decent pop from a one-off performance (Curt Henning, Marty Jannetty, Goldust).

I wouldn't be surprised if more guys get the ax in the coming week or two.

 

Oh, and remember the Bigelow-Terry Gordy match in ECW billed as the Battle of the Bamm Bamms? They're having the rematch. IN HELL. </too soon>

 

Yeah, Shane's career is pretty much over. But at least his life isn't.

And sxy, if you're going to talk about hot wrestlers why don't you give equal time to the Divas too.

Which Divas are the hottest in your opinion? And remember, us guys are visual people as well.