Professional wrestling thread

Fair enough.

But, there's a bunch of new chicks who I haven't seen and don't really know.

Can't decide between Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus.

Melina is scary-looking. Lita has a rockin' body, but her tats are kinda off the charts.

All of them are silicone and lots of makeup.

 

I'm not impressed with today's crop of divas. Mickie James is cute and local, so I guess she takes the lead. But the rest of the WWE/TNA group, I dunno, lack something.

WWE: Kelly Kelly, other than barely being legal, has like no personality or facial features. Jillian Hall and Torrie Wilson are almost interchangable, the nod going to Torrie. Candace Michelle is a butterface. Kristal is okay enough I suppose. Ashley's kinda a spaz. Victoria scares me. Melina had a really good body and great entrance, but she needs the perfect makeup to not look butt ugly in the face. Ariel (the chick with Kevin Thorn on ECW) gets points mainly because she likes to hang upside-down from the ropes like a bat. And Maria has her moments (and her legs). But none come close to the departed Trish Stratus or Stacy Kiebler.

TNA: I like Asian girls and I like girls who can use their legs, so you think I'd be down with Gail Kim. Not so, for some reason. Miss Brooks has an Adam's apple. Miss Tennessee (Jacqueline) does nothing for me. Christy Hemme is okay. Their hottest girl hasn't been on TV in months -- Jackie Gayda, who had her first kid a few weeks ago.

There's some hot talent in the indies, like Daizee Haze, but I've never seen them on anything other than websites, so it's hard to judge.

 

OK, you get points for the response sxy. Thanks.

Maybe I don't have the exacting standards of everyone else, but I find it hard to call any of the current Divas less than attractive. Sure, they're all made up a ton but they're in awesome shape and by and large hot as hell.

About three years ago I flew from Atlanta into Birmingham for work and almost half the WWE roster was on my plane. I wound up hanging out around baggage claim for about a half-hour just to see what they were like out of the ring. And let me tell you, while there aren't many remaining Divas from that time frame (Torrie is the only one that I saw), even in sweatsuits, their hair in ponytails and without makeup they were hotter than 99.9% of the women in the world today. It was amazing.

Anyway, here's my list of favorites:

1. Kristal (face and body are perfect)
1a. Torrie (again, perfection, plus she gets points for seeing genuinely sweet)
2. Ariel (yeah, kind of skanky and don't like the tatts but great face and like the body)
3. Melina (obvious boob job and overdoes it with the makeup but I still like her)
4. Layla El (probably the most natural of all the Divas)
5. Lilian Garcia (next to Layla El, the next-most natural)

Honorable mention to Victoria. Great face, totally buff body. I'd let her kick my ass any day.

Oh yeah, and Ashley should sue her plastic surgeon. Her boob job is about as bad as it gets. And that's BEFORE I've seen her in Playboy.

 

Some of my favorites from the past:

Miss Elizabeth (a Hall-of-Famer in this category)
Madusa, back in her early AWA days. Thought she still looked good in her WCW-Dangerous Alliance days, but starting going downhill after the boob job and the tats.
The Asian WCW Nitro Girl, I believe her name was Chae An. Just absolutely friggin' gorgeous.
Trish Stratus, easily my favorite of the past decade.

 

I remembered seeing that SI story back when I was first getting into pro wrestling. Then a few weeks after that story came out, I was watching World Class on ESPN when Sharpe and BBB made their debut there, only BBB had changed his name to Crusher Yurkoff for some reason. I think he had that name for about a month and then changed it back.

 

Jannetty wasn't thrown through the window...HBK super-kicked him through it. I just watched all that again on WWE 24/7 a few days ago.

 

I thought he was superkicked after HBK raised his hand in victory, then thrown through the window after that.

EDIT: And it looks like I'm right:

Nice fucking mullet, HBK.

 

My bad. I thought HBK super-kicked him through the window.

 

All them boys gots nice mullets.

 

No love for So Cal Val?

 

Only seen her a couple of times. Has she done anything of consequence other than get attacked by Kurt Angle? Samoa Joe has a cute girlfriend, assuming the girl Angle attacked wasn't an actress.