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Random Chicken Allergies

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by FuerteJ, Jan 1, 2007.

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  1. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    It gets a 5 of 5 on the FJ scale, which is like the Fujita, but better. And the Cotton Bowl gets a 5 of 5, and if possible a 6 of 5 on the FJ scale. It's just tremendous. i encourage all who cover college football to convince their teams to go to the Cotton Bowl.
     
    FuerteJ, Jan 1, 2007
    #37
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    A friend of mine worked at North Texas State when the football team got busted for stealing a bunch of fancy towels from a road hotel.
    We told him the team was destined for the Cotton Bowl. Sponsored by Linens and Things.

    I've never had a bad time in Dallas. Would love to do a Cotton Bowl. The fleece would be just a bonus.
     
    Moderator1, Jan 1, 2007
    #38
  3. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    Actually, when I covered the Gator Bowl, several players from the team I covered were caught stealing their hotel-room mattresses and selling them.

    How freakin' low-class can you get? Stealing towels is one thing, but seriously...
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Jan 1, 2007
    #39
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    How do you "slip out" with a mattress? You can't put it in your suitcase.
     
    Moderator1, Jan 1, 2007
    #40
  5. Mighty_Wingman

    Mighty_Wingman Active Member

    They'd lower them out the window to another group of players, who'd carry them into a car.

    Quite the master criminals. Or Criminoles, if you will.
     
    Mighty_Wingman, Jan 1, 2007
    #41
  6. Jays ChickenPoopFart

    Jays ChickenPoopFart Member

    The Omni is a steal at $92, especially after staying at the shitty Diamondjacks in Shreveport for $125.
     
    Jays ChickenPoopFart, Jan 1, 2007
    #42
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    "in Shreveport" eliminates the need for the word "shitty," PoopFart. At least in my experience with that lovely town.

    Give us a fart update when one is, ah, available.
     
    Moderator1, Jan 1, 2007
    #43
  8. Jays ChickenPoopFart

    Jays ChickenPoopFart Member

    Everything is OK here, so far. Quickest first quarter I've ever seen, thus leaving assailants little time for attacks.
     
    Jays ChickenPoopFart, Jan 1, 2007
    #44
  9. FuerteJ

    FuerteJ Active Member

    DALLAS -- Sources close to the situation say this "offer" could come sooner then expected. Developing....
     
    FuerteJ, Jan 1, 2007
    #45
  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Isn't it like 8 a.m. in Dallas? They serve omelets in the press box?
     
    Moderator1, Jan 1, 2007
    #46
  11. Jays ChickenPoopFart

    Jays ChickenPoopFart Member

    The shuttles left the hotel at 7 and 7:30 this morning. No omeletes, but hot dogs and chicken fingers were available by 9:30. As was Swedish Fish candy.
     
    Jays ChickenPoopFart, Jan 1, 2007
    #47
  12. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Or it's 11:30 a.m. in Dallas, Moddy. :)
     
    spup1122, Jan 1, 2007
    #48
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