Random Chicken Allergies

Let me know when. I'll move and let you conduct your science experiment.

 

Thank goodness I'm on the other end of the pressbox from this abomination.

 

For the record, that absolutely for gawdamn sure was a hold. And I'll fight any man -- or woman -- who says otherwise. Come find me, biatches.

 

My worst nightmare comes alive.


And I didn't think it was a hold. The defender turned his back to the blocker.

 

NOT A HOLD.

Maybe the guy spinning around with his jersey looking like a rubber band ... a tip?

 

Again, I'm not an expert. But when the tackle grabbed the guy's jersey, then held onto his arm and fell down, I too would have been tempted to throw the flag. Even if it meant risking the second-guessing of certain never-wrong press box denizens.

 

Ah Gawwdamn. That was not a hold. I didn't see any jersey. Rawr rawr rawr rawr

 

Well put. I may not agree with you, sir, but I have to yield to your flawless command of logic and rhetoric.

 

This thread is worthless without a baked chicken reference.

 

I feel a gut-buster coming. Where should I go?