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At some point, I'm going to own a bar. And in this bar, I'm going to have a generic pop machine.
Milwaukee Roulette.
$2.00
You may get a Hamm's. You may get a Genessee. You may get a Bud Light. You may get a Keystone.
It will be completely random.

 

Exactly what I was thinking. If that thing had a random beer in it, I’d take a couple shots at 35 cents apiece to see what I got.

 

A dive bar in my hometown has something like this. A cooler filled with beer. You pay a buck and pull from it blindfolded. It’s mostly Natty Ice and Beast...but they threw in some craft beers also to give ya a chance to ‘win.’

 

I'd be mad if I got the craft beer.

 

Agreed.

 

What if you like a nice mead? What if you were really hoping it was autumnal?

(Am I the only one already sick of that?)

 

We actually had that in college. A Coke machine filled with random beers. 25 cents a can back then.

One brand was so nasty, it got tossed straight into the trash can. It was included as an occasional booby trap.

 

Nope. But I hate craft beers.

Edit: Yes. You might not be the only one (probably not), but I hate craft beers.

 

I was sick of it from the first time I saw the full version. Meads are not 'malty.' They are fermented honey, no malt.

 

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