Random Thoughts, the Sequel

I almost spit coke all over the screen on that one.

 

Men? Do we consider them men?

I always considered them postpubescent.

 

It's not the dammit, it's the exclamation point. That hits something deep inside.

 

Touche, buck.

And clever, I could have fun with the quote function there. But I'm better than that.

 

Feel free. I knew what I was doing when I said that.

 

The moment is gone.

Random thought: Finding a diet soda you like, but then not being able to find it in any stores sucks REALLY hard.

Drinking other diet sodas you CAN find in the store, but having them all taste like monkey piss also sucks really hard.

 

Ladies, that was an "Airplane!" reference...just to clarify.

 

Agreed. Kroger brand Diet Cola is the equivolent to drinking warm hamster piss that's been aged for four months in a burlap sack coated with DDT.

 

Why are some men afraid of women who have multiple orgasms?

 

I think they knew or you would have been in for it.

 

They're called gay.

 

Normally I hate covering high school baseball because there seems to be like 85 errors per game, but today I saw a duel between two sophomore pitchers. The winner struck out 14, including a kid for the fourth time to end the game with the bases loaded and the winning team leading by one.