Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Seriously. You, my dear, are with the wrong men. Personally, I feel like a failure if she doesn't achieve multiple orgasms.

 

T_D: Today I tried Diet Sunkist, because I like Diet Cherry 7-Up, so I thought maybe fruitier flavored drinks would be less aftertastey.

I was wrong.

Tomorrow, it might be diet Pepsi Vanilla.

 

Now that is something to be afraid of. I didn't even know such a concoction existed.

 

Well, I figured Pepsi Vanilla tasted a slight bit flat as it was. So adding diet taste to it can't change it that much.

Taking the fizzy goodness of sunkist and making it diet apparently is akin to boiling it with a dead raccoon, then straining it.

 

What they said. Gay. Or sexually useless in some other fashion.

I passed some drowned possums on the highway yesterday. Shoot, I coulda made me some diet soda.

 

Possum would be an upgrade.

 

Did the board just die for a few minutes for anyone else?

 

Yes.

 

Yes.

 

Beetlejuice!

 

Is sportschick good at picking out shoes for guys that aren't hideous? I need a new pair of everyday brown casual shoes to walk around.

 

Beetlejuice!

ahem ...

"We've come for your daughter, Chuck."