Random Thoughts, the Sequel

A nice, swift shot of cognac will fix all that.

 

I never thought I would become hooked to American Idol, but I am.

 

YES!

I'm so glad you joined us. Next up: A Sanjaya tattoo.

 

I'll hang my head for you, Oz.

 

I still can't believe that girl cried during his performance tonight ... because she was a fan. Like he was the Beatles or something.

 

i hate that fucking bird.

 

The blue bird of cocksuckery. Here in the glorious Sunflower State, all the KSU Wildcat zombies have STFU since the purple pussies got bounced from the equally-glorious NIT. It is my hope that the Jayhawks are merely postponing their annual choke. The KU fans aren't as annoying to me, but I live in a K-State stronghold. I might feel differently if I had to look at that scrotum-nuzzling bird even more than I do already.

 

"scrotum-nuzzling bird"

i only can hope you're being paid well at your place of work.

 

Thanks for the support, but that one never seems to make it into print.

 

after sticking it with "the blue bird of cocksuckery," doesn't everything else seem a little trite?

 

My ME's a Jayhawk, so he hates things like "Hordes of effete, bourgeois KU fans, most of them wearing brand-new Nike gear emblazoned with the Blue Bird of Cocksuckery, descended upon the area's trendiest botique grocery stores last night, as many a mango smoothie and skinny latte was hoisted in triumph in honor of the Jayhawks lastest roundball triumph."

 

good god man, please tell me you don't waste that prose working on the desk.