Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Dead.

To.

Me.

For good.

 

This older woman that sits near me in the office came in wearing a heavy dose of MEN'S cologne today and it's annoying the hell out of me.

For many reasons...

 

Is one reason because she had a booty call at lunch?

Make that a botty call.

 

Well, she came in that way this morning....

But if there WAS a botty call, I can't imagine how much cologne the guy had on for her to smell so pungent second hand. Perhaps that's what happens when bodies start slappin'....

 

First time at the gym in 2 weeks. Feel better now. But when I blew my nose in the shower a big clot of blood flew out. Enormous.

 

What kind of bait was he using?

 

Sinus infection? I had one a year and a half ago that irritated everything in there and left blood in there.

 

I love pollen.

I mean, I absofrigginlutley love the stuff .... :

 

Speak of, does anyone remember a few years ago when bee pollen was supposed to be cure hundreds of diseases and make everything old new again? Doesn't seem like that's worked out.

 

money isn't everything. i'm serious. it's not.

 

Nope. But it can buy everything.

Or at least enough smack and hookers you won't care.

 

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