Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Hope you're single.

 

Protein shake? Is that the latest euphemism?

 

If he's not, he soon might be.

 

A mushroom walks into a bar, and asks for a beer.
Bartender won't serve him.
Mushroom asks, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy?"

 

Grasshopper walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Hey, did you know we have a drink named after you?"

Grasshopper says, "Why would anyone call a drink Bob?"

 

or Dick?

 

I didn't mind missing tonight's games because of work, because ever since Thursday night, all I've cared about is the Saturday game in San Jose.

 

I saw my first hockey shootout tonight. Fun times!

 

dutch oven ... ewwww.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven

 

Someone as experienced as Tom Petty should know that phrase.

 

And anytime you feel the pain. Hey Jude refrain, don't carry the world upon your shoulders.

For while you know that it's a fool that plays it cool by making his world a little colder.

Hey Jude, don't let me down.

You have found her, now go and get her.

Remember to let her into your heart, then you can start to make it better!

 

yeah, i guess even stevie is a bit embarrassed because of that one.