Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Whatever you do, don't look up TUB GIRL! :X

 

stupid, stupid, stupid, i had to look.

 

I told you not to look. God help you man.

 

Since I missed the overnight bar jokes, here's three more....


So, this termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bar tender here?"

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So, these two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and
orders and the bartender throws him out and yells, "I don't serve strings
in this bar!"

The other string roughs himself up on the street and curls up and orders.
The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?"

String says, "Yeah."

Bartender says, "aren't you a string?"

String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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So, two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. "I'll have
a glass of blood," said one. "I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "that'll be one blood and one blood lite."

 

A grilled donut is very underrated in the snack pantheon.

 

Saturday. 9:43 in the a.m. Morning is clumped in the corner of my eyes; anyone got a pick-axe? Saturday between seasons. All Star high school basketball gala starts in 77 minutes down the road about 30 miles away in Homer Simpsonville, Green Mountains. All Stars all day. 4 games: 2 girls, 2 boys; and all sorts of ceremonial yahoo in between. Boy, howdy! But if not me, who?

But I'll leave you with this ... In "Risky Business," the guy at the Porsche dealership appears with a smug look on his mug and asks the three boys, "So, who's the U-boat commander?" It's his only line in the movie. Can you imagine that? You get one shot to deliver gold; gold, Jerry, gold! Anyway, how many thousands of times did the one-line wonder practice that sentence?

Well, I've removed morning from my eyes; didn't need a pick-axe. And now I've got a date with my U-boat. Homer Simpsonville, here I come.

Have a good day, fellow U-boat commanders.

 

Jawohl.

 

Jah love, irie.

 

There were a buncha men's clothing ads on the Anything Goes board this morning. It made me giggle.

 

Thanks to Webby and Douglas for getting this back to where I can access it again.

Quitting smoking was easier than quitting SportsJournalists.com. ;D

When I first was unable to get on, this thread was on page 46. Is it worth going back to read the half-zillion pages that I missed?

Please advise.

 

Yes, yes it is.

 

Thank you. Since I have to go do mundane journalistic stuff on the news side now, I'll tie into it tomorrow. Hopefully I can catch up in an afternoon.