Random Thoughts, the Sequel

I just graded 44 projects. And filed my taxes. And filled out my FAFSA. I am on a roll.

 

Wow, is that the first lemon-party reference at SportsJournalists.com?
Truly nasty.

 

So, the question is, do I look up lemon party?

 

If you do, be warned. It is NSFW.
Some consider it grosser than Tubgirl.

 

Grosser than tub girl? Is that possible. I guess I will find out shortly.

 

After reading about it, goatse sounds sicker than either tubgirl or lemon party.

 

Goatse is pretty gross.
These are things I wish I didn't know about.

 

Did it, and I wasn't impressed with myself. Too bitter. Probably a half-shot too much of the vodka. Cracked open the avocado too soon, so most of it was underdeveloped and had to be chucked. Salsa had a slightly bitter taste to it. Next time I'm following the recipe I saw for it to a T instead of following my idiot muse.

In an unrelated matter, I really wish so many people didn't know who I was here. Makes it hard to unload a lot of shit when you know people can put a face to the once-anonymous words. Is it irony that a guy named Mystery Meat can count in the neighborhood of 100 people who know his daytime identity, be it through legwork or my telling them? Nah. But still.

 

Goatse, Tubgirl and lemonparty are the holy trinity of shock sites. I'm sure there's plenty others, but those are the big three.

 

I don't know you, Meat. But we have something in common if you were a VCU Ram. My high school's nickname was the Rams.

 

Oh, and goregasm.com rivals any of those shock sites.

 

This is my favorite thread on the whole board, but this line of talk makes me open it with great trepidation each time I log on.