Random Thoughts, the Sequel

it was a tame, silly song. i'll never forget that smile. i'd like to find someone to put music to the lyrics. actually, i've written many, what i consider to be, songs but don't play music. so i'd need a collaborator.

 

Where's Toto?

Getting his doggie lipstick serviced by that fucking bird, I guess.

 

It seems that bird is the word.

 

that looks like a, a ... football field?

they play football at kansas?

 

Give me a C, a bouncy C.

 

those lips easily could have been on a man.

 

Don't ruin it, sxy!

 

nice try sxy, nice try.

 

The K-State Indigo Girls thought they would crush the Bluebirds of Cocksuckery in football last year. Boy, were they sad when the Kitties shit all over themselves.

KSU and Northwestern both have a "Willie the Wildcat."
Okla. State and N.M. State both have a "Pistol Pete."
I propose a bloody fight to the death for exclusive mascot naming rights in both cases.

 

Does the OSU cowboy have rickets or something? That's how I looked when I tried to run to the gas station bathroom after sharting my pants near Ruidoso one day.

 

The bowlegged stance of Pistol Pete comes from riding horses out on the range.

Or, he could be favoring his hemorrhoids after getting it up the ass from the Sooners once again.

EDIT: In either case, he appears ready to dominate his counterpart from NMSU. Poor NMSU. They'll always be the "other" Aggies with the "other" Pistol Pete. And, after years of dreaming of being in the old WAC, now they're in the new WAC. Ouch.