Random Thoughts, the Sequel

Tell them you have the shits and you can't make it.

 

No, I respect my boss too much to fuck him over like that. Hopefully, my review next month goes well.

 

You made the mistake of answering the phone.
Caller ID is a beautiful thing. If its an unknown/private number (or the office on an off-day) just ignore the call.

 

The ending of the Indiana State-Michigan State national title game is on ESPNClassic right now. God this game makes me sad.

 

Why for does it make you sad? You probably weren't even in kindergarten when it was played. ;D

I have my classified pages done and my sports pages done.

But, tonight I have to cover a city council meeting, and that sucks sweaty manatee balls.

 

I wasn't, but I do have an Indiana State connection, dammit.

 

Why do I feel like I'm going to cry today?

It's not a particularly stressful work day, and the temperature at the office has even returned to semi-normal. Maybe I really do have seasonal-affective disorder. :-\

 

Sometimes a girl just needs a good cry. When you're done with work, buy some chocolate, watch Beaches (or other similarly depressing flick) and bawl. It'll get it out of your system, and probably make you feel better too.

 

My solution for when I feel like crying: beer.

 

Huh... same as mine.... someone want to explain why I've got four fresh new empties on the floor by me?

 

I did a yahoo public fantasy league and I missed my damn draft today because I was so exhausted I fell asleep. Now I have players I've never heard of. Effing A!

 

What's a nice way of saying BS'ing for print?

This is for a column.