Random Thoughts, the Sequel

you only can have one, though, because i'd hate to see you fuck up your mind.

 

Zizzer, listen to spup. It's not worth it, even if your point is valid, to make yourself look like a troll.

 

One, maybe two is my limit. I hate how I feel when I'm buzzed or drunk. Too much alcohol is a major downer for me in that it makes me depressed and tired. I learned my limit early on in college. First night I had too much to drink I spent more time kneeling in front of the toilet puking my guts out than I did sleeping. After that I said "never again"

 

zizzer, you have no point, and you're a fucking redneck retard to boot.

There's nothing inherently wrong with smoking weed. Jesus Christ on the cross. Read a book.

You want a legitimate reason? Because I like being high.

It doesn't fuck up your brain. It doesn't drive you crazy. It's not illegal because it's bad for you.

I swear to god, I really don't think these caricatures exist, and then there they are.

 

so i guess this is a bad time to say i don't respect clinton for puffin' on the pu$$y cigar!?!

 

in theory, a great, great move. genius, in fact.

in practice, with monica the hippo, bad, bad move.

 

I think people who drink coffee should be herded into pens and shot.

 

good thing boots quit drinkin' it

 

Good thing I never started drinking it.

 

jesus christ on a cross <you rule zeke> so just what do you do that will kill you in the long run?

 

Not get enough exercise. Eat a little too much junk food at times.
It's times like this I feel like a character in an Adam Ant song.

 

I think people who root for the Minnesota Twins should be drawn and quartered, with their heads placed on pikes aligning the shores of Lake Minnetonka.