Random Thoughts, the Sequel

See, it's not that hard to call someone by what they introduce themselves as.

 

OK, Mrs. tbf shot down my idea for a graduation gift: Two chicks at the same time.

So, where do I go from here: A set of customized golf clubs, a really nice watch?

I'm at a loss, and really need help here.

 

Guaranteed three BJs a week for a year.

 

I'd go with the golf clubs, but I haven't worn a watch in about five years (and for the record, I don't golf).

 

Lifetime membership to the "Beer of the Month" club.

That said, I think I just had heat lightning go off in the crack of my ass.

 

Considering I'll be out of town from June until December, that's no good. Plus, I've already signed the 12-month, 48 BJ contract.

 

Not a bad idea, at all.

 

T.O. is in Roddick's box at the Sony Ericsson Open. What kind of crack is Andy smoking, affliating with that crazy guy?

 

Is Olympia beer still brewed? Used to be able to get it in my part of BFE, but haven't seen it in quite a while.

 

This has been gnawing at me since you first mentioned it. Why the need for a contract? As long as you reciprocate, why would getting one ever be a problem?

 

It's mainly a joke between me and the wife.

 

As in you in ask for it and she laughs?